no but life is
frick it man, ima just play maple again
Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid
whoever frickin steals for self gain is a freaking loser. like seriously, the consequences will lead to you someday.
also freaking tell the truth. not only are you hurting your friend, family member, who the frick it is, you’re also hurting yourself.
The premise: Dragons have taken over the Earth. It’s up to a 14 year old school girl and an unemployed photographer to stop them. With no government or military left to speak of, it’s up to Sydney and Stanley to skydive back to earth and set things right.
SO MUCH GOODNESS IN THE WORLD TONIGHT???
here for it!!!
Is your dick hard?
not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole
wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole
cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole
By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air
fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh
Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
I fucking hate shit like this because now i’m going to have to watch this whole god damn anime just to get your shitty joke and be able to die in god damn piece
do you ever wonder what health and mana potions taste like
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
Here’s some tips, of course nothing professional, but things I’ve learned myself.
Hope it helps some of you guys. ovo